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Name: Alex
Country: United States
State: California
Gender: Male


Interests: nice long walks on the beach, with your mom... followed by having sex with your grandmas dauhghter(thats your momma). pink dogs, smiles, sunshine, god, and oh yes... the devil.
Expertise: see above... and stayin up all god damn night to make sure my projects look decent, end result a really pissed off me
Occupation: Military
Industry: Art


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Member Since: 9/14/2004

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Wednesday, February 23, 2005

random thought:
why the fuck do they make the white race the first option when the question:

What is your ethnicity?:
1.White
2.Black
3.Latino/a
4.Asian
5.Other(specify):___________

fuck that, that shit should really go:

What have you been catagorized as?:
(alphabetically)
1.Asian
2.Black
3.Latino/a
4.Other(specify):____________

just leave the white race off completely... let them fill it out on the other section, well at least for two years.. at least, then give them the 4th option: White, dont give them the liberty of skipping ahead of the alphabet. 


Friday, February 11, 2005

So it’s been a long time since I’ve written in this thing, I think I’m going to get my bucks worth of this stupid thing.  I was thinking about this earlier today, and I feel this needs a forum.  I don’t know where this entry is going to lead to, so if no point is made I wouldn’t be surprised:

 

You remember those awesome teachers you’ve had through out your whole school experience? Of course you do.  They’re the reason you’re doing the thing you’re doing right? I mean I wouldn’t have gotten into the school I got into if it hadn’t been for, Mrs. Nitahara, Mr. Bingham, Mr. Regalado, Mr. Victoria… well you get the point.  But here’s the story of one teacher, Mr. Guzman, I never had the privilege to “study” under. I use quotations because he was one of the second grade teachers in my elementary school, and what the hell was I learning back then? Jack shit. But at the age of say, a first grader of the age five or six, I heard Mr. Guzman would be an awesome teacher.  Unfortunately the following year was assigned to some old white teacher’s class. She was such a bitch (I never said there weren’t any crappy teachers) that stupid lufay bitch stole my transformer!  Well anyway, Mr. Guzman had transferred schools, and life went on.

 

My mom knew about Mr. Guzman, because she was always at my elementary for one reason or another.  I think I remember when I was younger; he lived around my town, so occasionally my mom and I would run into him in a grocery store or something with his wife and kids.  “Mr. GUZMAN!” my mom would catch his attention, we’d chat for a while, he still remembered my name, even though I never took his class (that’s just how cool he was). My mom would tell him how I always wanted to take his class, even though I was in like jr. high or something.  Well anyway, we’d run into Mr. Guzman pretty frequently, but as the years progressed, high school etc. I never really thought about it too much, he went forgotten. 

 

However, my mom still had a couple of run-in’s with him.  She just told me about these instances, and I’m just now reflecting on them. One day, a few years back, my mom was buying cigarettes or something, she saw a familiar face standing in front of the store.  “Mr. GUZMAN!! Como estas Mr. Guzman? How are you Mr. Guzman? Dame un abrazo, desde cuando no te he visto! Give me a hug, how long has it been since I’ve seen you?”  the other shoppers could not understand why my mom was greeting the man asking for change with such excitement.  Mr. Guzman, was asking for spare change, not a familiar face.  Mr. Guzman hardly accepted my mom’s welcoming hug, embarrassment drove him away quickly.  What happened to this poor man?

 

A few weeks later, while buying some cigarettes in a liquor store, Mr. Guzman was buying some cheap liquor, and he had no where to retreat my mom’s greeting.  My mom’s memory is great, and she needed to know what could possibly happen to what could have been her son’s favorite teacher.  Reluctantly Mr. Guzman accepted the offer of a ride my mom had extended.

 

What the children who attended Mr. Guzman’s class did not know is that, Mr Guzman was a heavy alcoholic.  Some years after his transfer, he would find himself with liver cancer, sometime later his doctor would tell him he had six months to live, sometime later his wife would leave him, and sometime later, my childhood role model was on the streets, waiting his for his last breath of life to escape him. 

 

It’s really weird to hear about this man. I mean I still remember being a kid thinking it’d be cool to be in his class, I’d probably be reading than playing with that stupid Transformer that got confiscated.  Earlier today (2/8/05) on a walk with my niece, we passed by an old friends house.  Hazel died last year in a car accident.  On one such walk several years ago, I tricked Hazel in believing my niece had in fact been my daughter. I blushed when my niece teased me by saying Hazel was my girlfriend.  It was cute.  When we passed by Hazel’s house, my niece asked about hazel, I told her, Hazel moved.  Her parents and sister still live in that house.  One day Kristy-Anne will find out about Hazel.  And I’ll feel like crap about hiding the truth.  Well I think that’s all I’ll type for now, thank you for reading if you did.


Wednesday, October 06, 2004

TOP TEN

new genres assignment

1 and 2wo)  Carlos and Narie Esquivel:  This couple got me producing art since my junior year of high school.  I dont have pictures of their art work, but they rock my sox.  I would look at their art work, and wish i could make people feel as shitty as they had made me.  Even though my art was/is crap, they kept insisting i had talent.

3)  Jiancong Yan (jay):  In a year this man has exponentially expanded my exposure to the arts.  He's got better networking skills than some graduate students in his department, and has given me the honor of working on many different art projects with him, and different graduate students (basically i do his and design graduate student's bitch work).

here's one of the projects i worked on with him: http://users.design.ucla.edu/~djaiyo/mindset_web.mov

4) The Inventor of Crystal Meth:  This piece of shit is responsible for not just a few, the addction of many of my closest friends. This drug has transformed my home town of sylmar from a bunch of talented musicians, to a buch of talented musicians fucked up on shards.  I usually have no objection to a persons free use of a drug, but the impact this drug had/has on soo many of many my closest from junior high is too much to bear.  The pain of dealing with my friends addiction has influenced my artwork. 

5) Fuck your Yanky Blue Jeans: the art and lives' of both Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera. Ballsy Mexican Artists confront American values and parade it's tyranny, what more must be said. these two were ellaborating issues of American Globalization long before a Michael Moore was exposing Awful Truths.

6) Marcel Duchamp: A man whose work pissed me off soo much he made it to my list.  I used to hate Duchamp and everything he stood for.  How could people buy his work, how could someone call this douche bag a genious? laughter.  I look at my my peers laughing at the crap I make, and im proud of it.  If what i did doesnt compell you to tears or laughter, why even waste your time?  Bourgeois solidarity compells you to mediocrity at best. Duchamp's sentiment against such convictions of a bourgeois society follow him to his grave. His epitaph reads: Anyway, it’s always other people who die.

7) Tehching Hsieh: i just learned about this artist, and he's on my list. a little hasty yes, but he's on my list merely to represent his one year project, where he liived outside for a year. I this project is important to me because of my interest in the state of homelessness.  It's rare when you get a chance to speak to a homeless person longer than it takes you to reject his or her plee for change.  But when you take the time to interact with these people, you find a full rich and complex life you would have otherwise ignored.

8) Salvador Dali: Self proclaimed genious that is Salvador Dali.  This man's artwork was one my most early influences in art that i can remember.  I remember seeing his imagery and thinking about the dreams i had where i was in such a place.  I've always wanted to create images as memorable as Dali's.

9) Fransico Goya: This man has balls. To ridicule his employer's/king cuckoldry, bash his country's inquisition, depict satan in a catholic nation and not get hung?! This man's influence on his nation and art work as the world had known it is too grand for this man not to be on my list.

10) Missionaries Around the World: WHY DONT YOU LEAVE THOSE POOR COUNTRIES ALONE!!!!  What better way to keep the conquered in check but keep them shittin in there pants that they're pissing off God.  Colonization, the rape of many lands, spread of pestilence, the bastardization of culture, occupancy: all in the name of God? Hallelujah!


Tuesday, September 14, 2004

 

according to googles first hit.. this is me


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this is my first fucking post on this devilish web site.  i know what most of you must be thinking... he sold his soul by with the cell phone, now this!!!! what the fuck am i thinking? photos MOTHAFUCKA!!! i gotta new camera and it fucking kix ass, as soon as i get the time to upload those pics on my comp  youll be seeing some bomb ass shit on this site, for example, the perfect arian family bunch, squirrels with big nuts, randoms ass white folk wearin helmets and bussiness suits. well any ways your going to have to put up with some stupis ass photos from the google or other placves that makes wanna shit my pants